David Letterman announced on his show Monday night that he has finally married his long-time girl friend, Regina Lasko.
First, I have to congratulate him.
And now my Top Ten tribute.
Top Ten Reasons why David Letterman got married:
Number 10: Finally got the prenup just right
Number 9: Bachelor Party finally over
Number 8: Times are tough, I need the tax breaks
Number 7: Presents, presents, presents
Number 6: I do whatever Bruce does, but better
Number 5: Bongo Portraits having a special on wedding pictures
Number 4: Honeymoon sex
Number 3: Finally gave up on Julia Roberts
Number 2: Took ten years, but now cooks like Mom does
and the Number 1 reason why David Letterman finally got married
Number 1: yep, Harry looks just like me
Monday, March 23, 2009
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I saw letterman last night and his top ten reasons for getting married were pretty good, but so are yours
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